Funny zodiac (Aquarius)

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    The motto of an Aquarius is anytime anywhere. He/she enjoys to party, and you can usually pick one up in a bar (and pick up has more than one meaning). Aquarians are very nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it. They love to be naked – it is even better if they are naked and crocked. Almost every Aquarian will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia’s image in their Froot Loops at least once -Froot Loops being a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. However, Count Chocula is off-limits – it belongs to the Scorpios.:eek:
    Have you ever seen a child playing by himself? He/she was surelly an Aquarian. In fact, Aquarius can play volleyball by himself/herself. They are fun to hang around with, especially since they will get naked if you ask them (or even if you don’t). Aquarians like astronomy because they’ve been to all those places – if you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. Also, if htey try really hard, they can even walk on the water (but in their own bathtub). They don’t think twice about drinking alcohol, this is why they are good friends with Pisces. Most rock stars are Aquarians.


    John Lover

    it is very funny =)

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