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    A vagina is a wonderful thing. If you haven?t at least seen one, you are missing out on a lot! Of course they come in different shape and sizes, having different ?skills?. Here is my list with the existing types of pussies. Of course, color is out of the question. But if I missed out on something, feel free to improve the list! [Wingdings]J

    1. The Chewbacca pussy
    You can recognize this one because it?s hairy as hell! If you were to guess the skin color of its owner just by looking at it, you couldn?t! There is no skin showing between the strands of hair. And you need to dig your way to the treasure.

    2. The Sphynx pussy
    No, it does not refer to the Sphinx (see how it is written differently?). This type of pussy looks like a shaved cat (a Sphynx). It is in opposition with the previous type of pussy, mainly because it was shaved or because of different reasons it barely grows any hair on it.

    3. The All-aboard pussy
    This is a wide vagina that can welcome more than one male. You can actually put both of your hands in and you might even have space to applaud. Just kidding! It is a pussy that resembles to an abyss: it has no limits and you just fall in it for eternity without getting to its bottom.

    4. The On-a-diet pussy
    Well, the pussy itself is not on a diet, nor its owner. It is simply tight and sending out the message that less ?calories? would be welcomed. You can?t force it to eat more than it wants, and it will always stay thin.

    5. The Mother Teresa pussy
    This type is rare, mostly because once you explore it, it falls in other categories. Young women have them, old sphincters too, and nuns are supposed to cherish them.

    6. The Alcoholic pussy
    No, it does not drink alcohol. But no matter how hard you try and hydrate it, it will always dry out! You need a lot of lube to explore one of these because its natural ?resources? are not working anymore.

    7. The Turkey pussy
    It is usually old, but it can be found on young ladies as well. This type is wrinkled as if it just got out of a long bath. It may also be called the Shar-Pei pussy, as it is wrinkled in a similar way to this breed of dog.

    8. The Bulldog pussy
    A pussy with the name of a dog breed? quite peculiar. If you imagine how a Bulldog?s face looks like, you get my point. This type of pussy has huge labia, and it can even bark at you if you forget to feed it!

    9. The Hide-and-seek pussy
    You will often find that the outer labia is hiding the inner labia as if it were gay for itself? and you really need to put an effort into its exploration. This is even tighter than the On-a-diet pussy. It needs someone with a lot of experience to make it open itself.

    10. The There?s-something-fishy-going-on-here pussy
    This basically describes a vagina that has an odd smell even after it?s been freshly washed. You really have to be into this stuff to be able to carry on. Or just have a cold to take care of your nose?

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